Fat Squirrels

Calling a fat squirrel a fat fuck is okay where as the same is not socially acceptable in the human world.
But in the squirrel world, a fat squirrel is living a luxurious life like a king, and is top of the game. Calling them a fat fuck is okay because they are fat fucks because they earned the title of fat fuck

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